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22 Jan 2021, 12:09 pm

Ground floor please said the girl while she adjusted her glasses and stepped into a cupboard.


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22 Jan 2021, 12:10 pm

vive la resistance said the capacitor



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22 Jan 2021, 12:46 pm

I have no more capacitance said the capacitor to the resistance


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22 Jan 2021, 12:50 pm

Help said the biscuit as it fell in the tea.


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22 Jan 2021, 12:56 pm

what will become of me? asked the gas as it blew out from the intestines.



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22 Jan 2021, 1:05 pm

auntblabby wrote:
what will become of me? asked the gas as it blew out from the intestines.


Phew....... eewww!


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22 Jan 2021, 1:09 pm

Vroom said the chair as it watched the grand Prix on TV.


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24 Jan 2021, 3:35 pm

Do you take card? asked the man to the burgulars as they asked him for his money.


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24 Jan 2021, 5:35 pm

Lolololzzz. Visa or MasterCard.


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24 Jan 2021, 9:56 pm

What's this? asked the lady as she nailed a sandwich to the table.


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24 Jan 2021, 10:03 pm

Sounds scarey , nailing sandwiches to the table .


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24 Jan 2021, 10:28 pm

"Its a small world" said the man as he sat on an atlas.


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26 Jan 2021, 6:38 am

Shoe said the foot as it laughed to itself. :P


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26 Jan 2021, 8:17 am

the french poodle said as he was chewin', "chaussures are a shoe-in!"



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28 Jan 2021, 12:05 pm

"Stop" shouted the traffic light as it laughed at the car.


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28 Jan 2021, 12:06 pm

Wee laughed the toilet paper as it hid from the man...


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