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03 Apr 2008, 6:40 pm

Granted! they dont have sex with you but they LAY on top of you and weigh 400 pounds :D

I wish i could find a girlfriend who is soft and squishy and likes hugs and pressure like me


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04 Apr 2008, 12:24 am

granted your girlfriend is soft and squishy and 120 years old :lol:


i wish my IQ was higher



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04 Apr 2008, 7:48 am

Granted it's so high that no one understands what your talking about and they think your stupid.
I wish I had a bank account.



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04 Apr 2008, 7:56 am

granted but when your account gets alot of money the bank goes bankrupt and your money in it is no longer existant. :lol:

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04 Apr 2008, 7:56 am

Granted, but you are overdrawn by millions of pounds.

I wish for a chef.



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04 Apr 2008, 8:00 am

Granted but you didnt say WHERE, so i put him in france...

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granted your girlfriend is soft and squishy and 120 years old :lol:


i wish my IQ was higher


I wish my girlfriend were 19 years old, soft and squishy, and really interested in all my obsessions, and loves pressure and hugs


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04 Apr 2008, 5:42 pm

granted, the cops find out and she is sent to jail for dating a minor.

(i will guess strapples wish)
I wish it was legal for women to date minors.


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04 Apr 2008, 8:39 pm

Granted! but it already is legal so you wasted a wish

I wish i could ask for hugs without being afraid of suspicion


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04 Apr 2008, 9:12 pm

Granted, but then everyone thinks you're very feminine and only girls want to talk to you for fashin advice.

I wish I could marry my favorite magician.


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04 Apr 2008, 9:18 pm

Medu wrote:
Granted, but then everyone thinks you're very feminine and only girls want to talk to you for fashin advice.

I wish I could marry my favorite magician.


Granted! but he saws you in half... and forgets to do it correctly, so you are now just an upper body... cant walk, no legs... but still alive

I wish for you to tell me what asking for hugs has to do with being feminine


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04 Apr 2008, 9:25 pm

*sigh* at the high school I went to, if a person, male or female, loved to give hugs, people suspected them of either being gay or feminine.

I wish Prince William would get married.


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04 Apr 2008, 9:28 pm

Granted! he marries you when you become gay

I wish people didnt think its always sexual when you physically hug or contact someone


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05 Apr 2008, 3:58 am

Granted, but the human population decreases.

I wish for wireless internet.


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05 Apr 2008, 5:40 am

Granted: you get a wireless dial-up modem

I wish for there to be no end to good things and no beginning for bad things.


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05 Apr 2008, 8:04 am

Granted, but you have to wait until you go to Heaven.

I wish, I wish, I wish, I had a penis doll. That is what I truly wish I had. If I had, I had, I had a penis doll, I would have the best of both worlds. (Sang to the the Oscar Myer Weiner tune). :lol:


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05 Apr 2008, 8:07 am

Granted! wish corrupts its self... a penis doll is gross anyways

I wish more people in the world liked deep pressure and hugs


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