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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 76,556Location: UK
Banned: for eating the contents of my paintball gun.
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Banned for using your paintball gun to decorate Harrod's front window.
Banned: for pretending to be a mannequin and jumping out at people.
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,682Location: Madison, WI
Banned: Beacuse you actually are a mannequin!
Banned: for having something against mannequins.
Banned: Because mannequins are ridiculous.
banned: because how many do you know?
Banned:I know none.
banned: for knowing a ridiculous mannequin
Banned for thinking that mannequins follow her home from the store.
Banned: For blaming me for something that someone else does.
Banned for offering mannequins Kool-Aid and a pedicure if they will follow her home from the store.
banned: Because I don't think we can get Kool-Aid round here.
Banned for offering concierges fava beans and a good chianti if they will follow her home.
Banned: For having fava beans on toast.
Lillikoi Veteran
Joined: 22 Jul 2013Gender: Non-binaryPosts: 11,797Location: The Mid-West-East-South.
Banned: for making grilled cheese sandwiches without cheese or a grill.