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10 Jul 2014, 9:03 pm

Has convinced President Obama and the Queen of England that he/she is a Vera Bradley handbag and a doughnut, respectively.



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11 Jul 2014, 12:40 am

i'm a he. :idea:
were you reffering to me :?:

once beat krusty the clown in a krusty the clown lookalike contest.


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11 Jul 2014, 4:42 am

Keeps his doughnuts in a Vera Bradley handbag, which he carries while impersonating Krusty the Clown.


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11 Jul 2014, 10:50 am

Sent a gift of fresh fish to the Great Seal of the Republic.



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11 Jul 2014, 1:51 pm

stares at jerboas.
doesn't suit his skin.


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11 Jul 2014, 4:18 pm

Glows in the dark.


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12 Jul 2014, 1:05 am

drinks 100% pure capsaicin.


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12 Jul 2014, 8:24 am

Kept all his baby teeth in the hope that he'll get more for them as ivory, plus interest he would have gotten at age 5 from the tooth fairy.



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12 Jul 2014, 2:41 pm

enjoys roleplaying as oak trees, complete with ripping out hairs to simulate leaves falling off.


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12 Jul 2014, 3:35 pm

Enjoys role playing as Sybil.....never is the same persons from one day to the next.


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12 Jul 2014, 3:54 pm

Is made from recycled newspapers.


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12 Jul 2014, 4:57 pm

Recycles newspapers by chewing them and making wasps' nests from them.


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12 Jul 2014, 5:06 pm

Eats huge quantities of Bangers and Mash behind closed doors.



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12 Jul 2014, 5:44 pm

Nibbles on Vindaloo and tea cakes while sitting in a total stranger's doorway.


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13 Jul 2014, 11:48 am

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13 Jul 2014, 11:50 am

Frames used handkerchiefs on the wall and calls them them majestic artistic masterpieces


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