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Thinks The Statue Of Liberty is a very tall victim of Medusa.

Taught a gerbil to sing Happy Days are Here Again.

owns a rifle that can only shoot massive quantities of black and white ticker tape and plays the coda of Stereolab's Need to Be when shot.

Believes that canned spinach is actually processed kelp.

Is seen mourning at birthday parties, baby showers and weddings, but rejoicing at funerals.

Shows up at total strangers' funerals, announces that he is the sole heir.

predicted the circumstances of her own birth.

Sang The National Anthem at midnight for three days before being born.

Always says, "It's time for some tough love, minus the love" before making waffles.

Uses waffles as welcome mats.

Uses a door mat as a pillow

Puts teeth for the Tooth Fairy under the welcome mat instead of the pillow, because she might set off the burglar alarm.

Has an elaborate morning alarm system involving a sand timer, a window, a rock, a small catapult and a burglar alarm

Uses the garden hose to make mud puddles outside all of the windows , checks for footprints in the morning, but is actually way too boring to attract Peeping Toms.

Hacks into the every street construction firm in the city so she knows when and were new sidewalks will be placed. She goes there when noone's watching to do ballet on the wet cement.

Has spent years carving 'D.B. Cooper was here' on tree trunks all over the Washington State and Oregon forests.