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30 Jul 2014, 11:04 am

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30 Jul 2014, 11:55 am

Worked briefly selling perpetual motion machines.



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30 Jul 2014, 2:43 pm

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30 Jul 2014, 8:00 pm

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30 Jul 2014, 11:41 pm

Takes what ducks say way too seriously.



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31 Jul 2014, 2:16 am

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31 Jul 2014, 4:36 am

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31 Jul 2014, 5:06 pm

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31 Jul 2014, 10:26 pm

Can recite Jabberwocky, by Lewis Carroll, in seven languages.



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01 Aug 2014, 2:06 am

Internetted while inebriated and accidentally accessed Wong Planet back in 2011.

A week later he received a non-refundable forty-four pound bulk package of Wong's Spicy Beef Noodle Instant Soup packets. He's about halfway through them.



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01 Aug 2014, 11:41 am

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01 Aug 2014, 5:53 pm

enjoys cleaning elderly chickens with barbeque sauce, but only in Nicaragua.


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01 Aug 2014, 6:20 pm

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01 Aug 2014, 8:19 pm

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01 Aug 2014, 11:24 pm

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02 Aug 2014, 1:41 am

Built all the Kibbutzim he and his pet Naugas were born in with his bare hands.


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