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02 Aug 2014, 7:54 pm

Drew a replica of the Nazca lines on the roof of his house.



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03 Aug 2014, 1:23 am

owns 3 body pillows of Vector from Despicable Me.


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04 Aug 2014, 7:53 am

Takes time to stop and lick the roses.



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04 Aug 2014, 3:47 pm

has a kitchen decoration reading "Homme Sweat Homme"


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04 Aug 2014, 5:56 pm

Has determined that a bird in the hand will presently be worth 1.21271 birds in the bush, if interest rates are not adjusted to curb inflation within the current fiscal quarter.



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04 Aug 2014, 6:01 pm

Breaks into UPS stores, FedEx stores, and grocery stores, opens all the packages of stamps, licks every single stamp, then leaves.



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04 Aug 2014, 6:19 pm

Can play every Jimi Hendrix guitar solo, note for note, on the oboe.



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04 Aug 2014, 6:27 pm

Can play The 1812 Overture, replete with cannon fire, on the Bagpipe.

(The trick to producing the right noise is jumping on the inflated bagpipe, so each performance requires as many bagpipes as cannon shots in the score.)



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04 Aug 2014, 8:18 pm

Saved the world by singing Happy Birthday to the right person at the right time. That is all anyone is allowed to know of the story unless they have top clearance.



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05 Aug 2014, 7:33 am

Always refers to politicians as Snookums, and pinches their cheeks.



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05 Aug 2014, 7:34 am

Always refers to politicians as Snookums, and pinches their cheeks.



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05 Aug 2014, 8:17 am

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05 Aug 2014, 11:56 am

Juggles bison.


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05 Aug 2014, 12:26 pm

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05 Aug 2014, 1:09 pm

Looks dashing in velour, but only in velour.



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05 Aug 2014, 1:44 pm

In less than the time it took you to read this sentence, jrjones9933 confiscated your most treasured material possession and replaced it with a counterfeit copy. This copy was created so carefully and with such sophisticated technology that it is completely indistinguishable from the original copy. Nonetheless, it is a fake, and you will never see the real one ever again.