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05 Aug 2014, 11:27 pm

Came up with a foolproof plan to turn jellyfish into valve stem caps, but couldn't get financial backing to make it a reality.



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06 Aug 2014, 2:00 am

gave the secret recipe for his grandmother's borscht to the Prime Minister of Iceland in 2010 to compensate for his involvement in the eruptions of Eyjafjallajökull.


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06 Aug 2014, 11:16 am

Is an internationally renowned tortoise-whisperer.


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07 Aug 2014, 7:19 pm

Creates miniature Ringo Starr figurines from hair at funerals.


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07 Aug 2014, 8:58 pm

Frequently has dreams that violate the National Security Act, but claims he can't help it.



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07 Aug 2014, 9:04 pm

Claims that nothing can help him, not even the National Security Act.



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08 Aug 2014, 12:43 am

whispers power ballads to drywall.


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08 Aug 2014, 12:55 am

Is positively convinced that it's in the fracking ship!!



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09 Aug 2014, 7:48 pm

was conceived twice, on separate occasions, to Nurse With Wound tracks.


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10 Aug 2014, 1:22 am

Is immune to probability.



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10 Aug 2014, 1:24 am

Thinks doctors without borders are doctors who can be colored in more easily.


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10 Aug 2014, 1:35 am

Designed a set of stamps honoring the versatility of cabbage, which was rejected by the Postal Service.



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10 Aug 2014, 1:47 am

Started a band called DHL to compete with The Postal Service.



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28 Aug 2014, 8:47 pm

Knits all of his own cardigans.



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28 Aug 2014, 11:36 pm

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29 Aug 2014, 8:01 am

Tried to run a car on butter.


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