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28 Mar 2007, 3:18 pm

Can do what he said the person before him could do drunk.

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28 Mar 2007, 3:27 pm

once bit a chicken's head off. He sewed the head back on and the chicken lived happily to the age of 16 (a new world record), when it was run over by a drunk driver. He's still waiting on the settlement money.

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28 Mar 2007, 3:29 pm

sucks the life out of anyone he touches

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28 Mar 2007, 3:30 pm

Augments his nose hairs with hair add-ons.

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28 Mar 2007, 3:48 pm

complained to the United Nations about the rough treatment that belly-button fluff gets.

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28 Mar 2007, 4:07 pm

has cut his beard but glued all pieces back again

Jameson wrote:

Has strange thought about people who don't fall in the "other" category.

what you mean with other category, jameson?

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28 Mar 2007, 4:09 pm

has 3-foot long eyelashes. :roll:

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28 Mar 2007, 4:11 pm

Jameson wrote:

has 3-foot long eyelashes. :roll:

in fact i have almost none.

jameson has learned to juggle with straw

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28 Mar 2007, 5:52 pm

always bets cannily, dropping every fallen goat her instant juggler knocks leftwards, merely nine off, pretty quaint real strange tyrannosaurs upon very wobbly xebecs, yowling zithers.

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28 Mar 2007, 6:06 pm

The person above is a math communist

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28 Mar 2007, 6:49 pm

I do try hard, never making upwards comments forwardly indecisive.

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28 Mar 2007, 7:23 pm

Has begun to write like Burroughs.

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28 Mar 2007, 7:25 pm

Is a cane toad.

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28 Mar 2007, 9:32 pm

overstated her big toe.

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29 Mar 2007, 2:17 am

is a burned slice of meat

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29 Mar 2007, 2:19 am

is a sliced meat of burning

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