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Sylkat
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03 Sep 2014, 5:46 pm

Lurks in bakeries.

Offers to lights people's croissants.


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03 Sep 2014, 6:28 pm

Stares menacingly at toads during Bat Mitzvahs.


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03 Sep 2014, 9:17 pm

Thinks that yarmulkas should have feathers and subtle veils.


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04 Sep 2014, 1:21 am

Pioneered the Dance of the Seven Extension Cords.



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04 Sep 2014, 5:21 pm

Has moved past Belly-Dancing.

Now specializes in Elbow-Dancing.


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04 Sep 2014, 7:54 pm

Quite precisely each first Friday of the month, she assumes the identity of Sandra from Ealing and calls BBC 6Music requesting something by Ian Dury and The Blockheads dedicated to her hairdresser Tracy.


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05 Sep 2014, 12:07 am

Whistles and catcalls at fire hydrants



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05 Sep 2014, 12:12 am

Becomes head over heels, absolutely flustered and red faced with passionate love at the mere sight of cress.


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05 Sep 2014, 12:24 am

Collects old Pepsi bottles, fills them with cobwebs, then gives to to friend's as gifts from the spiders.



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05 Sep 2014, 1:55 am

Uses a gasoline engine hair-dryer.



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06 Sep 2014, 5:58 am

Reverses the vacuum cleaner to use as a hair dryer.


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06 Sep 2014, 2:30 pm

Didn't ever believe I would some day reach 10,000.



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06 Sep 2014, 2:38 pm

Is intending to slowly drive you mad by stopping here and never reaching 10,000 posts.



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07 Sep 2014, 11:32 am

Shows people around their home pretending it's the real Frasier Crane Museum. The income from entrance fees allows them to keep a house in Switzerland for winter skiing.


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09 Sep 2014, 9:07 am

Shaves cats.


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10 Sep 2014, 8:11 pm

Offers random neighborhood cats scholarships to the Bolshoi School of Ballet.


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