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Lillikoi Veteran
Joined: 22 Jul 2013Gender: Non-binaryPosts: 11,797Location: The Mid-West-East-South.
Got a full-ride scholarship to Miskatonic University for offering ballet scholarships to cats.
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Got turned down at Miskatonic University for having too sweet of a disposition.
ThetaIn3D Veteran
Joined: 14 Mar 2013Age: 41Gender: MalePosts: 4,343Location: Seattle
Got rejected from The School of Hard Knocks 14 times, and was then given an honorary diploma.
CosmicRuss Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2010Age: 159Gender: MalePosts: 6,101Location: Location:Location
Has an online business selling offcuts of garden lawns and is also wanted in connection with the missing half of Regents Park, London.
Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 28Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
secretes red gym socks from his left index finger when anxious.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Thinks that cows eat at McDonalds.
Has an evening cleaning job dusting the fluff off the rails of The Channel Tunnel.
Is going to clean some cosmic dust off the planet Neptune.
was taught the ancient art of detergent shopping by Grimes, staring at the age of 4.
Is going to buy detergent in order to clean all of his ants individually.
sailed across the river cried by raymond, with a shovel, three spark valves and a mattress.
Sailed in a boat wearing fluffy slippers and a squirrel suit.
Tried to sail to Mu in a banana skin pirogue. Chose to attend an art gallery specializing in Polish and Czech Eskimo portraits, instead.
She shells peapods by the sea shore.
Wonders why he never finds green pearls in pea pods.
entire vocabulary consists of only complex microbiology terms, and the words "cuz" and "y'know"