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11 Sep 2014, 12:39 pm

Got a full-ride scholarship to Miskatonic University for offering ballet scholarships to cats.


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11 Sep 2014, 12:48 pm

Got turned down at Miskatonic University for having too sweet of a disposition.


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11 Sep 2014, 5:16 pm

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11 Sep 2014, 5:21 pm

Has an online business selling offcuts of garden lawns and is also wanted in connection with the missing half of Regents Park, London.


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12 Sep 2014, 12:09 am

secretes red gym socks from his left index finger when anxious.


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12 Sep 2014, 4:42 am

Thinks that cows eat at McDonalds.



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12 Sep 2014, 11:23 am

Has an evening cleaning job dusting the fluff off the rails of The Channel Tunnel.


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12 Sep 2014, 11:24 am

Is going to clean some cosmic dust off the planet Neptune.



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13 Sep 2014, 1:36 am

was taught the ancient art of detergent shopping by Grimes, staring at the age of 4.


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13 Sep 2014, 2:28 am

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Is going to buy detergent in order to clean all of his ants individually.



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13 Sep 2014, 2:32 am

sailed across the river cried by raymond, with a shovel, three spark valves and a mattress.


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13 Sep 2014, 5:18 am

Sailed in a boat wearing fluffy slippers and a squirrel suit.



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14 Sep 2014, 4:27 am

Tried to sail to Mu in a banana skin pirogue.

Chose to attend an art gallery specializing in Polish and Czech Eskimo portraits, instead.


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14 Sep 2014, 8:47 am

She shells peapods by the sea shore.


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14 Sep 2014, 9:55 am

Wonders why he never finds green pearls in pea pods.


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15 Sep 2014, 12:15 am

entire vocabulary consists of only complex microbiology terms, and the words "cuz" and "y'know"


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