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thewrll Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2009Age: 38Gender: MalePosts: 10,619
Uses Hooked on Pig Latin instead of Hooked On Phonics.
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Thinks that Paris Hilton is an intellectual.
Cornflake Administrator
Joined: 30 Oct 2010Gender: MalePosts: 69,543Location: Over there
Has a one-legged budgie named "Simon the Fragrant".
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Is the only dog in the world who keeps giraffe as a pet.
Is the only giraffe in the world who snorkels.
is the only dormouse in the world who uses snorkel as a cooking utensil.
ThetaIn3D Veteran
Joined: 14 Mar 2013Age: 41Gender: MalePosts: 4,343Location: Seattle
Is the only Mole who wears a miner's head lamp helmet.
Is the only still picture in the world with moving sedge.
Invented the self-extinguishing teabag and thus far, is the only person who can play one.
Lool Greets himself in the morning by frantically wiggling his tail.
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 84,443Location: United Kingdom
Has turned her spare bedroom into a turkey farm.
Grows turnips and beets in the bedroom drawer.
Is obsessed with certain vegetables. Attends Turnip Aversion Therapy sessions.
is obsessed with finding a perfect vegetable to use as canvass material for his paintings. The more turnipy - cabbagey the better!
Grows mushrooms in her ears. (Just joking around after the fashion of this thread, of course! I don't really think you're the kind of person whose ears would grow fungus. )
No problem really, joke as much as you want! Anyhow, grows snails in his pockets to keep his hands always moist.