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jrjones9933
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16 Sep 2014, 10:48 pm

Whistles through her nose, professionally.



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16 Sep 2014, 11:34 pm

Once printed the entirety of the internet.


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17 Sep 2014, 5:19 am

Once printed the entirety of the internet on the toilet paper!



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17 Sep 2014, 10:46 am

used all the Kazakh news sites as backup tissue paper and gave the german-language satanist sites to the hamsters.


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17 Sep 2014, 10:56 am

He can see right through me, across the ocean with his magic hypnopowers! 8O



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18 Sep 2014, 12:28 am

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18 Sep 2014, 1:54 am

Is shamelessly effusing all my dirty secrets. :evil:



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21 Sep 2014, 9:29 pm

Dyes his Squirrox with mustard and mashed dandelions.


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21 Sep 2014, 9:31 pm

Sylkat wrote:
Dyes his Squirrox with mustard and mashed dandelions.


His?



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21 Sep 2014, 9:38 pm

Fine.

Dyes THE Squirrox with mustard and mashed dandelions.


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22 Sep 2014, 12:04 am

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22 Sep 2014, 12:43 am

Maintains a graveyard for all the flies he swats. Holds funerals for them, complete with coffins and headstones.



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22 Sep 2014, 1:54 am

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22 Sep 2014, 5:01 am

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22 Sep 2014, 5:53 am

uses used toothbrushes to comb her hair!


Sylkat wrote:
Dyes his Squirrox with mustard and mashed dandelions.


Oh yeah, I dye his Squirrox with mustard and mashed dandelions all the time :lol:



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22 Sep 2014, 7:56 am

This happens to me the other way around. I wonder about it from time to time.