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Sends a letter every year to Squirrox Santa in which she demands that he use his influence to insist that the Apple company create a Mini-Mini iPod usable by paws.

Frightens her dormice kids with dormouse witch who signs opera out of key all day long.

Yodels 'God Save The Queen' in the shower.

Tuesday mornings.

At 3:00 A.M.

Sings God Shave the Queen as a serenade to her dormouse husband.

Got in a fight with her husband, so he emptied her shampoo bottle.

Refilled it with Nair.

She refused to leave their house for a year until her hair grew back.

Her husband agreed to bring her half a kilo of carrot flowers for breakfast when he married her.

Burglars broke in to her house one night.

She hid under the bed.

When they searched for valuables, they looked there, but they thought she was just a very big
hairball and they left.

Confused aliens who abducted me last Tuesday and replaced with a hairball under the bed with the common burglars! Tsk tsk.

Was immediately returned to Earth by aliens, she is just too scary.........they did not want something like THAT running loose on their spaceship!

Thinks that aliens would get scared of a common squirrox!

Bites without notice.

Therefore:

Scares aliens.

Because:

They do not wear shoes.

Therefore:

They do not want their toes eaten as hors d'ouvres.

Drinks rum when eating carrot flowers and thus thinks aliens don't wear shoes!

Blows bubbles out of her ears.

Blows whiskey out of her eyebrows!

Collects nozzles.

Drinks whiskey through her chin.