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Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 28Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
sleeps in giant foam samekhs.
jrjones9933 Veteran
Joined: 13 May 2011Age: 55Gender: MalePosts: 13,144Location: The end of the northwest passage
Does a great cover version of Riders on the Merkabah.
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Does stand-up comedy dressed as The Cat In The Hat.
has been recognized by Ruhollah Khomeini regarding new methods to draw the letter 't'.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Has a giant snail growing from his back.
Cornflake Administrator
Joined: 30 Oct 2010Gender: MalePosts: 69,542Location: Over there
Has transparent eyelids.
Didn't have money once so he sold his whiskers for a cigar and a pack of cards.
mezzanotte Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2014Gender: MalePosts: 1,506Location: Washington, D.C.
Sometimes hitches rides on a giant flying prokaryote who can only be summoned by whistling a tune that her grandmother taught her.
Whistles tunes that the Illuminati next door used to hum during their meetings.
Believes jam can speak.
Has long conversations with bunions.
Has long conversations with bullions.
Is currently not on speaking terms with lint.
Had a huge argument with concrete in front of her house the other day.
Argued with the building inspector regarding her choice of cotton candy as ceiling material.
Thinks that Marmite is a building material.