Corrupt A Wish

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supahneko
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06 Apr 2008, 1:01 pm

Granted. Now you understand why terriests are terriests and become one.

I wish for free wireless internet

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06 Apr 2008, 3:48 pm

Granted, but you can only download spam and more spam.

I wish for a quiet life.

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06 Apr 2008, 3:55 pm

Granted! you are deaf now...

I wish to move to the UK

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06 Apr 2008, 4:07 pm

Granted, but the UK ends up submerged, under the ocean.

I wish that I could own my own video store, and that it would only be open 4 hours a day, 4 days a week.

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07 Apr 2008, 12:13 am

Granted, but the tapes are all Betamax.

I wish it were summer all year long.

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07 Apr 2008, 12:24 am

Global warming causes everyone to die of radiation.

I wish I got laid by an attractive, funny, mature young woman approx age 21, with no prior criminal record, with no veneral disease or psychotic ex-boyfriends/stalkers/parents, who isn't a psychotic stalker/axe-murderer herself, and is not looking to instantly get married right after.

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07 Apr 2008, 3:10 am

granted but she laid you in the face with her fist. :lol:

i wish for pie!! !

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07 Apr 2008, 3:54 am

Granted, here it is: 3.1415926535...

I wish for a new computer

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07 Apr 2008, 6:39 am

granted but is repossed for unpaid bills

i wish for a army of sporks ! !!

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07 Apr 2008, 8:16 am

granted, but what are you going to do with a mountain of cutlery?

I wish I had more time

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07 Apr 2008, 8:21 am

Granted you have more time but it's filled with work.
I wish the schoolday was over.

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07 Apr 2008, 8:23 am

Granted, but I don't like the look of that kid who just walked into school with an AK47

I wish I didn't have such a black sense of humour - it freaks people out. :-)

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07 Apr 2008, 9:19 am

Granted: You now have no sense of humor at all.

I wish I had time to do all the stuff that has piled up around me lately

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07 Apr 2008, 9:45 am

Granted, you now work so fast we can sack everyone else and you can do their work too.

I wish upon a star

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07 Apr 2008, 10:05 am

Granted: but the star you see is actually just a distorted vision caused by the gigant tumor in your brain.

I wish for a star.

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07 Apr 2008, 10:06 am

granted! paris hilton wishes to die... so she dies...

I wish to go to the UK and live there with all my friends

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