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Sylkat
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29 Sep 2014, 11:23 am

Built a garage out of celery.

And naan for the roof.


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29 Sep 2014, 12:21 pm

Is a hover-fly in drag.


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29 Sep 2014, 12:37 pm

Wears a dog suit to disguise himself.

Actually he is Jimmy Hoffa.

Or a smurf; it's hard to tell the difference.


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29 Sep 2014, 6:02 pm

Was investigated for the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa.



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29 Sep 2014, 7:56 pm

Insisted on using the name Jimmy Hoffa upon enrolling in the Witness Protection Program.



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29 Sep 2014, 9:06 pm

Thinks the Witness Protection Program is a piece of Antivirus Software.



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29 Sep 2014, 11:50 pm

Thinks installing Anti-virus Software on a computer will protect from colds and the flu.


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30 Sep 2014, 12:42 am

Skafloxunizes grompos froabishly.



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30 Sep 2014, 1:00 am

reemancipates paraceratheriums incorrigibly.


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30 Sep 2014, 3:17 am

Used to be a black-widow shoe-salesman in previous life.



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30 Sep 2014, 5:19 am

Is taller when sitting down.


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30 Sep 2014, 5:21 am

Is Jeeves of the dog world, currently searching for his Wooster.



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30 Sep 2014, 7:19 am

Dances with terns.


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30 Sep 2014, 7:22 am

Does a raindance every morning in order to evoke the spirits of his grandpaw Chuck.



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30 Sep 2014, 11:50 am

Tried a rain dance once.

Got sued by the Navajos.


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30 Sep 2014, 11:56 am

Wore a white gown AFTER Labor day! 8O