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Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Built a garage out of celery. And naan for the roof.
Cornflake Administrator
Joined: 30 Oct 2010Gender: MalePosts: 69,542Location: Over there
Is a hover-fly in drag.
Wears a dog suit to disguise himself. Actually he is Jimmy Hoffa. Or a smurf; it's hard to tell the difference.
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 84,443Location: United Kingdom
Was investigated for the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa.
ThetaIn3D Veteran
Joined: 14 Mar 2013Age: 41Gender: MalePosts: 4,343Location: Seattle
Insisted on using the name Jimmy Hoffa upon enrolling in the Witness Protection Program.
Thinks the Witness Protection Program is a piece of Antivirus Software.
Thinks installing Anti-virus Software on a computer will protect from colds and the flu.
mezzanotte Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2014Gender: MalePosts: 1,506Location: Washington, D.C.
Skafloxunizes grompos froabishly.
Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 28Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
reemancipates paraceratheriums incorrigibly.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Used to be a black-widow shoe-salesman in previous life.
Is taller when sitting down.
Is Jeeves of the dog world, currently searching for his Wooster.
Dances with terns.
Does a raindance every morning in order to evoke the spirits of his grandpaw Chuck.
Tried a rain dance once. Got sued by the Navajos.
Wore a white gown AFTER Labor day!