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Walked into the chapel in a flowing white gown.....

For a funeral.

They all thought she was a ghost, and fled in terror.

She found this amusing.

Loves to wear coat on the beach and swim in it. The thicker, the better.

Eats a big bowl of rocks every morning.

combs his nose hair with powdered yams.

Combs his legs with toothbrush.

Has seperate legbrush and toothbrush; nosebrush is in the mail.

Grows his beard vertically.

Is certainly NOT endangered.....

Just wants us to feel sorry and send cookies.

Figures that if spiders make spiderwebs, then cobs make cobwebs.

The dictionary defines cob as "a type of horse that has short legs."

Believes that tiny wild horses roam her house at night.

Abducts extraterrestrials.

Approached a hovering UFO, hoping to buy a ticket for a tour of the solar system.

obsessively paints portraits of bonobos with nothing other than perturbed, yet bewildered expressions.

Made a nude snail calendar in order to raise money for the charity. Those very some sexy snails, I must add!

Joined The Legion of Decency.

Happily accepted the assignment of knitting clothes for nude slugs.

But, when she tried to dress them, they deliberately oozed all over her hands, then slid back under the bushes.

And made faces at her.

Use snail transport service since frogs ruined her mascara.

Works part-time as a make-up artist for celebrity toads.