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02 Oct 2014, 3:06 pm

Once eloped with some very sexy turtle to Madagascar.



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02 Oct 2014, 4:41 pm

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02 Oct 2014, 7:30 pm

Trains spiders to capture bees and wasps in bags made of web when they approach her tempting flowers.

mezzanotte wrote:
Figures that if spiders make spiderwebs, then cobs make cobwebs.

The dictionary defines cob as "a type of horse that has short legs."


Cobwebs or coppewebs are made by coppes:

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Etymology
From Old English, primarily occurring in the northeast midland region of England. Originating from the Dutch invaders who populated this area, the same word coppe pronounced 'kab' existed in middle Dutch up until the 14th century. The word kobbe, meaning spider, still exists in West-Flemish, a Dutch dialect spoken in the West of Flanders.

Noun
coppe 1. (archaic) A spider

Derived terms
cobweb
coppeweb

Usage notes
The word is still in use in north east midland region of England, although now almost obsolete.

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02 Oct 2014, 7:42 pm

Has singing knees and whistling elbows. It's quite a crowd-pulling combination.


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02 Oct 2014, 7:46 pm

Has been sipping that same Martini for four years.

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02 Oct 2014, 10:23 pm

Spiderpig wrote:
Cobwebs or coppewebs are made by coppes


Is an undercover coppe and member of the SWAT team that whacked some bumbling bumble bees in an underground sting operation. The bees were accused of illegal honey dealing, but the local grasshoppers beleafed in their innocence and started a grassroots campaign to expose the coppes' web of lies. The praying mantises prayed for the families of the victims, calling the bee slaughter a major buzzkill. The beetles played benefit concerts at the grasshoppers' protests, and ladybugs were soon spotted there. The worms supported the cause but couldn't donate as they were dirt poor. The centipedes wouldn't give a cent to the cause. "It really bugs us how the grasshoppers are always jumping to conclusions." they said. "And as usual, the worms are being kept in the dark. They don't have a leg to stand on."



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03 Oct 2014, 1:24 am

for what pvrpose



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03 Oct 2014, 7:00 am

banned for being very tryable.



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03 Oct 2014, 9:14 am

Whips ostrich eggs by swimming in them :P

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Is an undercover coppe and member of the SWAT team that whacked some bumbling bumble bees in an underground sting operation. The bees were accused of illegal honey dealing, but the local grasshoppers beleafed in their innocence and started a grassroots campaign to expose the coppes' web of lies. The praying mantises prayed for the families of the victims, calling the bee slaughter a major buzzkill. The beetles played benefit concerts at the grasshoppers' protests, and ladybugs were soon spotted there. The worms supported the cause but couldn't donate as they were dirt poor. The centipedes wouldn't give a cent to the cause. "It really bugs us how the grasshoppers are always jumping to conclusions." they said. "And as usual, the worms are being kept in the dark. They don't have a leg to stand on."


Brilliant! :lol:


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03 Oct 2014, 9:20 am

banned for selling ostrich eggs under mastodon eggs. :shameonyou:



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03 Oct 2014, 10:30 am

mezzanotte wrote:
Is an undercover coppe and member of the SWAT team that whacked some bumbling bumble bees in an underground sting operation. The bees were accused of illegal honey dealing, but the local grasshoppers beleafed in their innocence and started a grassroots campaign to expose the coppes' web of lies. The praying mantises prayed for the families of the victims, calling the bee slaughter a major buzzkill. The beetles played benefit concerts at the grasshoppers' protests, and ladybugs were soon spotted there. The worms supported the cause but couldn't donate as they were dirt poor. The centipedes wouldn't give a cent to the cause. "It really bugs us how the grasshoppers are always jumping to conclusions." they said. "And as usual, the worms are being kept in the dark. They don't have a leg to stand on."


Genius!


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03 Oct 2014, 1:54 pm

Delivers dominoes to the domed domiciles of Dominican dominatrixes on domesday.



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03 Oct 2014, 1:55 pm

Is an undercover dominatrix himself! 8O



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03 Oct 2014, 3:34 pm

Intimidates dominatrii.


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03 Oct 2014, 5:28 pm

Needs to brush up on her Latin.



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03 Oct 2014, 6:43 pm

His middle name is Sebastopol-Tutankhamun.


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