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04 Oct 2014, 1:21 pm

His middle names are Raisin Bran Muesli.


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04 Oct 2014, 2:25 pm

mmalks wifm hemrm -slurp- crnch mmouf mnch fmulluf rawsom mmmbram - burp-



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04 Oct 2014, 9:00 pm

Never leaves his nest without a staple-gun.


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04 Oct 2014, 10:10 pm

he grows small, angry versions of himself on a windowsill and waters them periodically.


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05 Oct 2014, 12:04 am

Mistakes WP moderator for baby Triffids.


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05 Oct 2014, 1:14 am

Mistakes baby triffids for places to play peek-a-boo.


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05 Oct 2014, 8:07 am

Tried to play peek-a-boo with a leopard cub.

Got his nose bitten off.


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05 Oct 2014, 9:09 am

Kiprobalhato wrote:
he grows small, angry versions of himself on a windowsill and waters them periodically.


:lol:

She has a giraffe for a pet, and climbs on her neck quite enthusiastically every morning at 5 AM.



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05 Oct 2014, 9:37 am

Has a slug named Ozymandias Astrolabe.


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05 Oct 2014, 9:55 am

uses a slug instead of a rubber duck when bathing.



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05 Oct 2014, 1:55 pm

Bathes in Aloe Vera gel in a wading pool in the neighbors' back yard.

At 4:00 A.M.

Whilst singing Meat Loaf classics.


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05 Oct 2014, 2:47 pm

Uses steroids whilst participating in boot throwing championship.



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05 Oct 2014, 2:52 pm

Got thrown out of the local boot-throwing championship for loading other contestants' boots with bricks.


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05 Oct 2014, 3:06 pm

When playing football she always puts bricks in her boots.



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05 Oct 2014, 3:59 pm

Got kicked out of the neighborhood football game for filling the football with Marmite.


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05 Oct 2014, 5:46 pm

was excommunicated for spreading marmite on the sacramental bread of the eucharist.


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