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Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Was excommunicated from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster for tap-dancing on the pew during the sermon.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Likes peas just because they're green and rhyme with geese.
jrjones9933 Veteran
Joined: 13 May 2011Age: 55Gender: MalePosts: 13,144Location: The end of the northwest passage
Retorts to violins.
Farts in face of donkeys when they upset him too much.
ThetaIn3D Veteran
Joined: 14 Mar 2013Age: 41Gender: MalePosts: 4,343Location: Seattle
The only thing ^^^ won't do for love is: That. v v v
Cornflake Administrator
Joined: 30 Oct 2010Gender: MalePosts: 69,519Location: Over there
Is convinced that all gooseberries are out to get him.
Doesn't know that all geese actually are out to get him.
Trains flies to walk.
Trains flies to fart.
Trains flies to belch the alphabet.
Trains flies to yodel in Yiddish.
Trains flies to puke in the rhododendrons and not the geraniums when overly inebriated.
Secretly wants to marry a fly.
Has a secret fly-child.
Strokes prunes.
Tucks prunes into total strangers' pockets and purses while waiting for trains.