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Sylkat
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05 Oct 2014, 9:03 pm

Was excommunicated from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster for tap-dancing on the pew during the sermon.


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06 Oct 2014, 6:46 am

Likes peas just because they're green and rhyme with geese.



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06 Oct 2014, 7:34 am

Retorts to violins.



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06 Oct 2014, 7:38 am

Farts in face of donkeys when they upset him too much.



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06 Oct 2014, 12:01 pm

The only thing ^^^ won't do for love is: That. v v v

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Bathes in Aloe Vera gel in a wading pool in the neighbors' back yard.

At 4:00 A.M.

Whilst singing Meat Loaf classics.



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06 Oct 2014, 12:18 pm

Is convinced that all gooseberries are out to get him. :cyclopsani:


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06 Oct 2014, 12:57 pm

Doesn't know that all geese actually are out to get him. :D



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06 Oct 2014, 1:11 pm

Trains flies to walk.


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06 Oct 2014, 2:25 pm

Trains flies to fart.



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06 Oct 2014, 2:40 pm

Trains flies to belch the alphabet.



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06 Oct 2014, 2:42 pm

Trains flies to yodel in Yiddish.



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06 Oct 2014, 2:44 pm

Trains flies to puke in the rhododendrons and not the geraniums when overly inebriated.



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06 Oct 2014, 2:50 pm

Secretly wants to marry a fly.



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06 Oct 2014, 4:05 pm

Has a secret fly-child. :wink: :mrgreen:



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06 Oct 2014, 4:14 pm

Strokes prunes.


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06 Oct 2014, 4:41 pm

Tucks prunes into total strangers' pockets and purses while waiting for trains.


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