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ThetaIn3D Veteran
Joined: 14 Mar 2013Age: 41Gender: MalePosts: 4,343Location: Seattle
Caresses Watercress.
Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 28Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
draws Takashi Murakami‐esque dinosaurs in coffee on every windex bottle he sees.
Cornflake Administrator
Joined: 30 Oct 2010Gender: MalePosts: 69,519Location: Over there
Is a professional oyster-sexer.
Reproduces once every fortnight by whole-body cell-division.
Has suckers instead of feet.
Has prehensile teeth.
Has reversible knees.
can turn his hair inside out.
Sounds time-consuming! Claims to have broken both his earlobes.
Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Has tentacles for earlobes.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Thinks that porcupine is a swine/pine tree hybrid.
Secretly dreams of producing "Karl Marx on Ice".
Secretly dreams of shoes made from macraméed ivy. To be worn with socks knotted from possum fur yarn.
Ties Possums' tails together and hoists them up a flagpole.
Keeps one possum in his pants to keep him warm.
Tried hooking up a skateboard to a team of possums. Got bit.