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ThetaIn3D
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06 Oct 2014, 4:42 pm

Caresses Watercress. :D



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07 Oct 2014, 1:16 am

draws Takashi Murakami‐esque dinosaurs in coffee on every windex bottle he sees.


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07 Oct 2014, 7:53 am

Is a professional oyster-sexer.


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07 Oct 2014, 12:37 pm

Reproduces once every fortnight by whole-body cell-division.



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07 Oct 2014, 5:09 pm

Has suckers instead of feet.


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07 Oct 2014, 5:10 pm

Has prehensile teeth.



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07 Oct 2014, 5:21 pm

:lol:

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07 Oct 2014, 6:54 pm

can turn his hair inside out.


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07 Oct 2014, 6:58 pm

Sounds time-consuming! :mrgreen:

Claims to have broken both his earlobes.



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07 Oct 2014, 8:18 pm

Has tentacles for earlobes.


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08 Oct 2014, 9:48 am

Thinks that porcupine is a swine/pine tree hybrid.



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08 Oct 2014, 3:18 pm

Secretly dreams of producing "Karl Marx on Ice".


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09 Oct 2014, 3:23 pm

Secretly dreams of shoes made from macraméed ivy.

To be worn with socks knotted from possum fur yarn.


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09 Oct 2014, 4:16 pm

Ties Possums' tails together and hoists them up a flagpole.



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10 Oct 2014, 1:47 pm

Keeps one possum in his pants to keep him warm.



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11 Oct 2014, 4:08 pm

Tried hooking up a skateboard to a team of possums.


Got bit.


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