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ThetaIn3D
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11 Oct 2014, 4:15 pm

Runs an annual possum-skateboard marathon in Alaska, known as the Ihissarod.



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11 Oct 2014, 9:31 pm

Tried to teach a possum to ride a skateboard.

Got bit.


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11 Oct 2014, 10:35 pm

Saves whales. Has 32 so far and they pong.


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12 Oct 2014, 4:11 am

Uses only whale bladder for his delicate skin.



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12 Oct 2014, 4:38 am

Combs her fur with Grey Poupon.


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12 Oct 2014, 4:42 am

If her bum gets sore, she uses nothing but Grey Poupon to soothe it.



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12 Oct 2014, 10:45 am

Polishes her nose with black shoe polish.


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12 Oct 2014, 11:09 am

uses adhesives instead of shampoo.



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12 Oct 2014, 1:10 pm

Uses Roquefort salad dressing as shampoo.


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12 Oct 2014, 2:01 pm

Uses mayonnaise as sunscream.



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12 Oct 2014, 4:18 pm

uses pure polyphenols as confectioners sugar.

polyphenolic!


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12 Oct 2014, 8:02 pm

Thinks that Polly Phenolic is one of the Power Rangers.


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12 Oct 2014, 9:26 pm

Only drinks coffee while showering. Has interrupted school days and work day 6 times a day for the past thirteen years to drink coffee while showering.



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12 Oct 2014, 10:10 pm

Showers using three-day-old coffee.


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12 Oct 2014, 11:38 pm

Produced a calendar of lungfish smoking Marlboros.



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13 Oct 2014, 1:13 am

In 1998, he painted an abstract representation of Eisenhower's presidency with succinylchlorine, polyphenols and quinoa.


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