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ThetaIn3D
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13 Oct 2014, 1:30 am

Has Viking ancestors who sailed across the seas, smashed Irish mailboxes with clubs, then pushed off again and sailed for home just as quickly as they came.



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13 Oct 2014, 3:40 am

Had Irish ancestors who whacked Viking invaders upside their heads with mailboxes.


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13 Oct 2014, 4:06 am

PETA has put a bounty on her head for shackling rams to a ramshackle tram, whizzing on a lizard in a blizzard, and bullying dozing bulls with a bulldozer.



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13 Oct 2014, 7:29 pm

PETA has a bounty on your head for making that poor weary dove carry that heavy olive brach all day, every day, no holidays or health insurance for all that heavy lifting.


May all your city's pigeons mistake you for their favorite statue.


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15 Oct 2014, 1:04 am

Believes Teddy Roosevelt was raised by bears in a rose-covered veldt.



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15 Oct 2014, 3:38 pm

Believes that The Black Prince was raised by aye-ayes in a petrified forest.


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15 Oct 2014, 9:42 pm

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15 Oct 2014, 10:50 pm

Once loaned 50 quid to a giant squid (and regretted that he ever did).



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15 Oct 2014, 11:23 pm

Cut a cuttlefish off at the bar.



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16 Oct 2014, 7:06 am

Grows toenails on his eyebrows.



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16 Oct 2014, 10:53 am

writes love poems for wetas.


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16 Oct 2014, 11:08 am

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Writes love poems for Yetis!



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16 Oct 2014, 12:10 pm

Writes love songs for Wookies. :D



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16 Oct 2014, 12:16 pm

writes taelinilaénians for chalellivrains.


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16 Oct 2014, 1:19 pm

thinks that snowmen are so fluffy since they eat fried marshmallows.



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16 Oct 2014, 1:42 pm

Once tried to make refried jelly beans.


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