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19 Oct 2014, 3:03 pm

Bedecks his ears with carrot flowers and cornflowers and cauliflower.

Attracts bees and bunnies.


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19 Oct 2014, 6:29 pm

Is the world grand master at playing the didgeridoo underwater.



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19 Oct 2014, 6:43 pm

Tried to join the Quidditch team riding a didgeridoo instead of a broom.

Got kicked out.

And rightfully so.


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20 Oct 2014, 1:03 am

had a laundromat recital yesterday. she scored 14 entire touchdowns.


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20 Oct 2014, 1:44 am

Not satisfied with getting a hole-in-one, Kip is busy learning how to hole a golf ball from the tee with fractions of a stroke.



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20 Oct 2014, 7:28 am

Wraps whatever he can in bacon, such as pencils and remote controls.



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20 Oct 2014, 11:32 am

Thinks that bacon grows on bacon tree.



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20 Oct 2014, 1:39 pm

Collects books based on their smell.



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20 Oct 2014, 1:53 pm

Teaches his puppies how to sniff by example.



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20 Oct 2014, 2:00 pm

Booyakasha wrote:
her rodent husband.
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Dies her hair with imported saffron.



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20 Oct 2014, 5:12 pm

Lays bacon around his window frames and then blowtorches them to crisp them up, to attract local wildlife.


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20 Oct 2014, 5:31 pm

Developed a bacon-flavored toothpaste that won't clash with orange juice.



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20 Oct 2014, 5:46 pm

Created a portable hydrodynamic bacon teleportation machine, so that he could sample every piece of bacon in the world. He carries a packet of frosting too, to do his hair with, and to keep the badgers away.


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20 Oct 2014, 9:49 pm

Sorts mixed nuts



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20 Oct 2014, 9:58 pm

Wears a necklace of mixed nuts, yet is irked at being continually followed by squirrels.


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21 Oct 2014, 9:39 pm

Keeps squirrels as guard animals to discourage nuts from hanging around in her neighborhood.