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21 Oct 2014, 9:54 pm

Trains squirrels to peel grapes for her.


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21 Oct 2014, 11:17 pm

Thinks all cats are female.



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21 Oct 2014, 11:22 pm

Tickles elephants' ivories - and packs his luggage in their trunks.


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22 Oct 2014, 9:53 am

Tried to take a pet baby elephant on a cruise ship.

They both got thrown overboard.


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22 Oct 2014, 11:01 am

Spends most afternoons spreading glue on leaves remaining on the trees as that's easier than sweeping them up each autumn.


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22 Oct 2014, 11:29 am

She accidentally glued you to a large oak while doing just that, and you had to call 911 emergency to come out with a ladder, a high pressure hose and a tub of talcum powder.


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22 Oct 2014, 11:33 am

^ :lol:
Loves to roll around in wet talcum powder.


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22 Oct 2014, 11:43 am

:D

Like the rest of us, ^^^ doesn't even care to shake these zipper blues.



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22 Oct 2014, 11:47 am

Is intrigued by blue zippers.


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22 Oct 2014, 11:59 am

Is intrigued by leaky noses.


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22 Oct 2014, 12:10 pm

Is intrigued by leaky faucets. :D

Sylkat wrote:
Is intrigued by blue zippers.


You know, that's somewhat true. My favorite hoodie for staying warm at home is a (navy) blue zippered one. And I am intrigued by how much I like it. And it has a lot to do with the zipper, the color of which is a nice contrast to the rest of it. It's a very fetching hoodie. :wink:



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22 Oct 2014, 2:04 pm

^^^^ Always checks for spiders or scorpions inside before putting said hoodie on.

Thinks his zip code is the manufacturer's number on the inside of said hoodie.


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22 Oct 2014, 3:07 pm

Can distinguish among different types of trees by only hearing the rustling sounds of their dry leaves or needles.



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22 Oct 2014, 3:33 pm

Can distinguish whether a Spring Clean is for the May Queen or not, just by hearing a bustle in the hedgegrow.



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22 Oct 2014, 4:46 pm

He wrote you a letter in his sleep, with help and consultation from the angel of the deep.



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24 Oct 2014, 12:22 am

Wrote a letter To the Angel of the Deep.

Awakened the Angel of the Deep.

Got swatted by a cranky angel's wing.

They need their coffee, too, you know.


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