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Sings lullabies to the baby newts who can't sleep.

Sings Twisted Sister songs to baby mud puppies.

in her free time knits cardigans for the rain worms so they could survive the winter.

Knitted a sweater vest for her new dragon.

He ate it.

she once made a fish cake for her own pet dragon

Saves power by using a dragon to do all her cooking using his built-in heating facility.

once used a chariot that was using slug power. 3000 hardworking slugs were doing their best to move him 3 cm

Scrapes snail and slug slime off of the roses every morning, makes suspiciously gooey soup from it.

Drives each day in a chariot pulled by 20 Mongolian slugs when going to work.

Owns an extremely profitable skyscraper-window-cleaning service.

Employees are Fruit Bats with squeegees.

Leads a small army of fruit bats to fight against corruption in the window cleaning industry.

Leads a renegade band of Leaf-Nosed Bats to swoop down and confiscate Frisbees whenever someone tosses one, in parks on Saturdays.

whittles fractals resembling lions in the backs of cookie tins as part of her job in the seismology field.

Clears drains to make it easier for slimy slitherers to proceed at greater speed along the tunnels.

knows what rain looks like. (should have posted this yesterday, oh well)

Sent rain to my town....a lot of it.

Instead of front yards, neighbors have ponds.

Thank you SO much.