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17 Nov 2014, 3:38 pm

His farts are made of golden dust.



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17 Nov 2014, 3:49 pm

Eats pickled toenail clippings.


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17 Nov 2014, 3:55 pm

Has internal organs which are able to time-travel individually.



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17 Nov 2014, 4:02 pm

Is a belly dancer.



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18 Nov 2014, 1:10 am

is a belly dancer also - but she tap dances on unsuspecting bellies.


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18 Nov 2014, 4:07 am

Is a knee dancer - he sways and shakes those knees like Shakira :P



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18 Nov 2014, 6:25 am

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18 Nov 2014, 8:18 am

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18 Nov 2014, 9:10 am

eats soup only from a suction cup.



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18 Nov 2014, 10:18 am

In an overzealous attempt to recycle, uses the contents of her vacuum cleaner bag to make soup with.


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18 Nov 2014, 10:38 am

has faces on his knees that grimace wildly whenever he eats.


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18 Nov 2014, 12:04 pm

grows beard on all three of his knees.



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18 Nov 2014, 12:36 pm

Her knees don't lie! :D



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18 Nov 2014, 12:55 pm

ThetaIn3D wrote:
Her knees don't lie! :D




No, my knees have prophesied future many times before! :lol:



Your knees on the hand are a facetious bunch. :P



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18 Nov 2014, 2:40 pm

Verily, my ambulatory cartilage doth prevaricate!

Of course, since my knees do lie, how do you know they lie if you can't trust them when they say that they lie? :mrgreen:

Booyakasha's knees have foretold the coming of the great Macrophage, which will descend in Amoebic splendor to consume all debris, flotsam, jetsam, and various bric-a-brac. :D



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18 Nov 2014, 2:49 pm

:lmao:

We should set up a meeting of kip's three knees, your facetious bunch and mine :D


Anyhow, his stylish elbows wear only fashion-designed clothes. :P