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jrjones9933
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04 Aug 2014, 5:15 pm

Banned before this turns into the Ban Something That Made You Happy thread.

DeepHour
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04 Aug 2014, 5:23 pm

Banned for launching a pre-emptive strike, contrary to some section or another of UN regulations.

jrjones9933
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04 Aug 2014, 5:39 pm

Banned for suppressing my hegemony. From now on, all hours will be called Freedom Hours.

ThetaIn3D
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04 Aug 2014, 5:47 pm

Banned because I didn't get any Freedom Fries with that.

FracturedRocket
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04 Aug 2014, 5:49 pm

Banned for not asking the French if they wanted their fries to be renamed as "Freedom Fries".

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ThetaIn3D
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04 Aug 2014, 5:52 pm

Banned for not asking the Germans if they wanted their Sauerkraut to be renamed Freedom Cabbage (apparently we've done this kind of thing more than once in history).

jrjones9933
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05 Aug 2014, 7:41 am

Banned for trying to organize a Formula One race on cobblestone streets.

Murihiku
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05 Aug 2014, 8:38 am

Banned for throwing cobblestones at Formula One cars during a race.

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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)

sonofghandi
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05 Aug 2014, 8:41 am

Banned for trying to trademark the name "Formula One" as a baby formula supplement.

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05 Aug 2014, 4:42 pm

Banned for continuing to drink baby formula today.

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jrjones9933
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05 Aug 2014, 4:55 pm

Banned for leaving yourself wide open. Also, banned because I dare not go there.

Kiprobalhato
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05 Aug 2014, 5:01 pm

banned for not going there. the party is there.

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הכי, הכי עמוקים
לא לשמוע כלום
לא לדעת כלום
וזה הכל אהובי, זה הכל.

jrjones9933
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05 Aug 2014, 10:47 pm

Banned because Cloudflare

Kiprobalhato
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06 Aug 2014, 2:04 am

banned for not embracing the sweet security Cloudflare gives us against the angst ridden 4chan ddos trolls.

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הייתי צוללת עכשיו למים
הכי, הכי עמוקים
לא לשמוע כלום
לא לדעת כלום
וזה הכל אהובי, זה הכל.

sonofghandi
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06 Aug 2014, 11:27 am

Banned for finishing off the orange juice and putting the empty milk carton back in the fridge.

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Canaspie
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06 Aug 2014, 1:59 pm

Banned for leaving the empty milk carton in there, and also adding the empty orange juice carton to the fridge

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