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jrjones9933
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01 Dec 2014, 10:28 pm

Carved a station wagon out of butter and drove it to Florida, where it melted.


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02 Dec 2014, 3:00 am

thinks that scratching his belly quite vehemently will allure the aliens to visit him.



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04 Dec 2014, 4:55 am

Dances on his roof in his undies to scare the aliens away, just in case they are planning to invade.


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04 Dec 2014, 12:17 pm

is either associating users with their avatars again, or has apparently given Booyakasha a sex change? :?


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04 Dec 2014, 2:30 pm

Has a little bird house in his soul


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04 Dec 2014, 3:20 pm

Despite not owning a car he goes up to parking meters and yells: "You want some... You want some of this, huh?", before throwing a handful of 10cent coins at it.



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04 Dec 2014, 5:06 pm

Decorates parking meters as Christmas trees.


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04 Dec 2014, 5:10 pm

Stuck a piggy-bank on a broom-handle to make the first-ever Charlie Brown Christmas "sad parking meter".



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04 Dec 2014, 5:31 pm

Kisses sad parking meters and whispers "There, there, daddy make it better". :mrgreen:



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04 Dec 2014, 7:34 pm

Drinks phones.


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05 Dec 2014, 12:50 am

Eats chipsets.



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05 Dec 2014, 1:33 am

Injects Lamedhs and Teths. :D


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05 Dec 2014, 3:01 am

Interjects tautologies. 8)



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05 Dec 2014, 4:12 am

Has a pet Taunton in the back yard.

Tells the neighbors that it is a Brahma Bull.

It ate somebody's tree last week.


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05 Dec 2014, 11:35 am

Frowns at molluscs for a living.



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05 Dec 2014, 12:54 pm

thinks that Madagascar is a soda brand.