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31 Mar 2007, 7:03 pm

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31 Mar 2007, 7:04 pm

Is posting from under the seat of a bus(she is hiding there overnight, so she doesn't have to leave.)


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31 Mar 2007, 7:14 pm

counts several other species of herring amongst her closest personal enemies.

(and lemon, I used to be able to do press-ups on one finger: right index. I never could quite manage left index on its own. Also, either thumb on its own. Most painful press-up was the back of the hand.)


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31 Mar 2007, 7:37 pm

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31 Mar 2007, 7:44 pm

escorts little old ladies across the road. (Well, actually, only to half-way acroos the road :evil: )


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31 Mar 2007, 7:46 pm

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31 Mar 2007, 7:51 pm

built an extension on the back of the house, to accommodate the giraffe.


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31 Mar 2007, 8:09 pm

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31 Mar 2007, 8:19 pm

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31 Mar 2007, 8:21 pm

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31 Mar 2007, 8:22 pm

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31 Mar 2007, 9:07 pm

held a seance to make contact with the spirits. Gin and vodka, I believe.


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31 Mar 2007, 10:14 pm

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01 Apr 2007, 9:47 am

sorry double post :roll:



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01 Apr 2007, 9:48 am

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lemon wrote:
Lau wrote:
counts several other species of herring amongst her closest personal enemies.

(and lemon, I used to be able to do press-ups on one finger: right index. I never could quite manage left index on its own. Also, either thumb on its own. Most painful press-up was the back of the hand.)



wow 8O
(never been able to do press-ups, i'm quite jealous of people who can, i think i have weak how-do-you-call-this(between your hand and arm), sit-ups not a problem endlessly :wink: and i swim, run, and cycle. maybe playing the trumpet will help me)



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01 Apr 2007, 11:10 am

is taking up the trumpet to improve her triathlon times.

lemon wrote:
(never been able to do press-ups, i'm quite jealous of people who can, i think i have weak how-do-you-call-this(between your hand and arm),
I keep my wrist there.
lemon wrote:
sit-ups not a problem endlessly :wink: and i swim, run, and cycle. maybe playing the trumpet will help me)


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