Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but you realize it's utterly pointless and lacks all entertainment value.

I wish I could read, speak, and understand all languages in at least a respectable and understandable level.

Granted, but you visit a tribe that no one knows much about whose people live in the rain forest. You say something understandable in their language, but it is tactless and makes them angry. They remove your eyes and voice box.
I wish I didn't have to study for these pointless classes I'm taking, and that I could afford to focus on my interests and be happy.

You don't have to study and you ace everything. The nerds want their revenge because you scored one point higher then they did. They destroy your means of Interest pleasuring...redering you inable to go in on this world. You eventually become suicidal and fail multiple times...curse those nerds! If only I could read about how to kill myself!

I wish I didn't have a bed time so I could study Asperger's Syndrome some more. =(

Granted. You don't have a bedtime, but you've never heard of Aspergers' syndrome before, and you don't have internet. You get bored and go to bed anyway.
I wish I had about $300 more.

granted but you drop it.



i wish for pudding.

granted but its prune pudding

i wish for my own little farm house

granted but bob the dog steals it from you

i wish i could live on mars

granted but the vacuum of space makes your head exploade.






i wish to be a god!

granted but everyone prays to you and it drives you insane

i wish for a killer dinosaur or the entire series of bleach whichevers cheaper

you got the bleach series but is cheap because they are all scratched and dont work.



i wish for a fossil

my poor bleach

your wish is granted but the fossill is found under your house so you become homeless

i wish to be sakura

granted but you never get a boyfriend.



i wish for a magic marker.

granted but your younger sibling writes poop face on your head with it while you sleep

i wish for a never ending soda as im well thirsty at the mo

Granted! but it is poisonous

i wish for a never ending supply of neoprene

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granted but im not sure what neoprene is but the only colour it will come in is neon pink

i wish for a boy that thinks hes a dog
(yh i know im a bit random but i couldnt think of anything else)