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Sylkat Veteran
Joined: 2 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 17,425
Dances 'The Nutcracker' in the nude, in the library, during Story Time.
ThetaIn3D Veteran
Joined: 14 Mar 2013Age: 41Gender: MalePosts: 4,343Location: Seattle
Cracks nuts of the nude (am I allowed to say that?)
Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 28Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
sure.is the real shim slady.
Wishes he could shimmy shimmy like his sister Kate.
RACHRAך
Is deliberately being obscure.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Wears very obscure underpants.
Should be wearing long johns instead of tightie whiteys in December.
is thoroughly convinced there is no such thing as a gecko.
Uses geckos instead of underpants
Doesn't know how to properly use a gecko.
once made a gecko soup!
Once put a terrarium on a diner's plate and called it "Gecko Under Glass."
To put himself to sleep, sings tenderly: gecko my darling, hug me so close, and never ever let me go
Proposed the Aquamarine Yodeling Gecko as the national bird of Peru.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
It's illegal to converse with her in approximately 143 countries.