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Sylkat
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08 Dec 2014, 4:29 pm

Is actually a veterinarian, not a veteran.


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08 Dec 2014, 4:35 pm

Her net worth is estimated to be 23 million seekh kebabs.



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08 Dec 2014, 4:37 pm

Enjoys barbecued earwigs for breakfast.

With Rooibos tea.


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08 Dec 2014, 4:42 pm

Is giving her neighbour a bag full of fish heads for Christmas.



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09 Dec 2014, 7:22 am

Gave the next-door-neighbor awfully-decorated Christmas Tree.

For Easter.


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09 Dec 2014, 11:54 am

Gave a partridge in a pear tree to a bear with a bunion.



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09 Dec 2014, 12:27 pm

Caused a butterfly stampede by holding aloft a Stapelia gigantea while singing like Johnny Rotten.


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09 Dec 2014, 1:13 pm

Has had a major crush on Johnny Rotten for years.

Dreams of sneaking into his home and stealing his used teabags.


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09 Dec 2014, 1:25 pm

Does he drink tea? 8O


Combs moths.


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09 Dec 2014, 1:34 pm

Sews custom, monogrammed nightgowns and pajamas for bedbugs.


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09 Dec 2014, 1:55 pm

Is one of the founding members of a secret society which aims to replace world leaders with cheese mites.



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09 Dec 2014, 5:20 pm

Is actually going around warning people in an unrecognized language..


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09 Dec 2014, 6:01 pm

Lives in a noumenal realm and cannot find any light bulbs that work there.



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09 Dec 2014, 11:21 pm

Engineered his vacuum cleaner to play Jingle Bells in Swahili.


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10 Dec 2014, 1:20 am

he sold beautifully carved decorative bananas made of tusks back when he used to hunt louisiana mastodon in the 60s.


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10 Dec 2014, 11:10 am

Built a playground in his garden from matchboxes and papier mache for microscopic mice from Mars whom he suspects hang around in Mars Bars.


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