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14 Dec 2014, 3:26 am

sleeps with a watermelon which he tenderly holds in his arms and passionately says "i love you my sweetness"



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14 Dec 2014, 3:38 am

when she kisses watermelons, all the water evaporates. :(


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14 Dec 2014, 3:51 am

:lmao:

when he kisses watermelons, all the stripes turn into little hearts :D



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14 Dec 2014, 4:00 am

genetically engineered watermelons to already have little hearts and grow cotton candy hair :D


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14 Dec 2014, 4:02 am

awwww :D he was my first customer. :jester:



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14 Dec 2014, 4:13 am

later held a watermelon feast, and invited all the baby noses and homer and toothless and the squirrox, and Krabo, hero of dreamlands. :D


it's time for me to hit the hay now :tired:

goodnight or morning!


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14 Dec 2014, 4:22 am

Kiprobalhato wrote:
later held a watermelon feast, and invited all the baby noses and homer and toothless and the squirrox, and Krabo, hero of dreamlands. :D


:lmao: :thumright:

Kiprobalhato wrote:
it's time for me to hit the hay now :tired:

goodnight or morning!


Ok wishing you pleasant and comfortable hay! :D

Since really, he sleeps in a barn, surrounded with stocks of hay and few chickens he feeds now and then.



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14 Dec 2014, 12:55 pm

Carries a large handbag full of fresh hay so that if anyone asks "eh?" she can oblige them.


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14 Dec 2014, 1:38 pm

was vice president of the school raspberry-blowing team four years in a row.


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14 Dec 2014, 2:58 pm

Grows on his balcony raspberries that blow themselves up when they reach certain age.



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14 Dec 2014, 3:34 pm

Caused the great rhubarb shortage of 1806 when she used her magic powers to hypnotise all the rhubarb farmers



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14 Dec 2014, 5:03 pm

Tried to feed Garfield rhubarb instead of lasagna.

Got bit.


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14 Dec 2014, 9:14 pm

Goes out with Garfield every day to go skeet-shooting with exploding raspberries.



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15 Dec 2014, 12:43 am

Instead of skeet-shooting, takes pot shots at suspicious-looking clouds.

With a cap pistol.


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15 Dec 2014, 8:25 am

is a cloud slayer. 8O



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15 Dec 2014, 10:47 am

croatia has banned cheez-its thanks to a little incident involving her and the navy which shall remain unnamed... 8O


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