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Caused a bacon shortage in Southern California due to excessive feeding of a certain subterranean pet.

Is preparing to unleash Ragnarok by letting a certain subterranean pet see the light of day for the first time.

is a cloud slayer.

is going to compose a symphony devoted to clouds, their inevitable demise and destruction in metal key.

Is going to speak to the Russian ducks in their own native language

Found me some Gothic Ducks, to do the "Flight of the Valkyries" number in Russian, in my metal opera, in the key of METAL.

Is such a metalhead that he's a classified android, and that's classified in more ways than one.

Partially caused by high beetroot intake as a child.

Wishes he were that metal.

You're plenty metal in my book, Enviro.

is he, Theta, a magnetic kind of metal? does he get lots of dates with iron and other ferromagnetics because he is so attractive? or, hopefully NOT, repellent. 5 looks like he has flat-topped hair. if not super long or porcupine status, i can imagine metalhead with flat hair.

you know what number has 5 digits? 10,000. who would have imagined 10,000 posts in 9 months?? and where the heck did i pull the number 5 from?

has dreams in letters and numbers only.

has recurring dreams of flirtatious avocados.

on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sundays dreams only of Krabo in his crab army suit.

Is top honcho at NASA's Fart Propulsion Lab.

Is actually Iggy Azalea in disguise..

Makes sure he says the F-word, fenugreek, 920 time a day.

has a body pillow of a voluptuous texas instruments calculator.

Has created the ability whereby animals can talk with human voices..