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believes she is a real mouse-tried to nibble on everything on the pantry and caused messes.

tries to scurry and etc.

got slapped.

sulks.

Refuses to stop hugging Earth and spreading fleas on three continents.

Refuses, and hugs tighter.

Got tail singed by a meteor shower.

Sulks.

Laid a trap a la The Mouse Hunt for the president of Monsanto for daring to attempt modifying her carrot flowers.

Became an instant heroine and a dormouse was incorporated into the new Costa Rican flag.

Thought that 'Costa Rica' was a South American rapper.

Knits orange vests for packs of cheese in the fridge and changes them daily.

Rescues vegetables impaled on kebabs, and plugs up the holes with melted cheese.

Sends cuttings of Japanese Knotweed in the mail disguised as Lucky Bamboo to penny thrift gardeners.

Force-feeds themself some sort curry with a funnel twice a day.

played "the human clavichord" in the local circus four years back.

got slapped.

sulks.

Made the African Rift Valley with his claws.

Played the arachnid in Charlotte's Web but was mistaken for the title character in Babe, causing a very interesting scene to land on the cutting room floor.

Tried to abduct Mr. Peanut and add him to his supply of nuts to stockpile for the winter.

Got smacked with his cane.

Sulks.

Keeps her door keys in a glass jar in the cupboard so that by the time she has remembered where they are any visitors at the door have long since gone.

wears one big sock on his nose when it's freezing outside.

fends off intruders by swinging a red and white checkered sock filled with butter @ them -screaming.

eats cranberry marmalade only out of the old woollen sock he keeps in the basement.