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i don't share any of my preserves with her because she always eats with these horrendous slurping noises..

thinks that if he wears sombrero while asleep all his dead relatives will visit him in a dream.

Likes to spread crushed garlic bulbs on the ears of any passing priests because of an old family tradition.

Challenges chickens to clucking competitions. Sometimes wins.

Climbs to the tops of patriotic monuments, then crows.

Gets arrested frequently.

flays soufflés to allay malaise

Insists upon being spoken to only in the third person.

Won't answer anyone unless bowed or curtsied to,and carries a letter claiming to be great-great-great-great-granddaughter of Emperor Norton.

The local McDonalds manager, on seeing it, offered her a months free Big Macs on the house but she turned it down as not befitting royalty.

Thinks that the local McDonalds is an authentic Scottish restaurant.

Has a part-time job on the door at McDonalds, checking that kilt wearers are not wearing underwear.

Has become a marketing consultant for many of those silly informercials on television these days.

Was the last to say something bizarre about someone in 2014, just as I am the first to say something bizarre about him in 2015. Isn't that bizarre?

Planning on selling bottled sunsets at the local flea market in 2015.

wishes to unite all the tribes of squirrels of the world so, as to annoy his neighbors..

Has bitten Simon Cowell on 16 separate occasions.

Rides oversized Galapagos tortoises in their spare time.