BANNED (The Game)

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Banned for Rrrrreappearing in this thread without checking in at Rrrrreception!

Banned for banning with more rs than ns.

banned because what.

Banned because what kind of ban is that?

Banned for a bad nick

Banned for not checking your penguin into the nearest Rehab Unit.

Banned for thinking time has a third dimension.

Banned for implying time has two dimensions.

Banned because my cat just knocked my iPad onto the floor.

And tore my t-shirt.

Banned for even remotely thinking you couldn't come back. There are dozens of WP members who missed you. Browse the relevant threads so you can see I'm telling the truth.

Is 'remote thinking' like telepathy?

Banned for not clarifying a categorization of mental abilities.

Banned for not being familiar with the expression,

remotely = in the slightest degree.

Remotely also refers to controlling electronic entertainment devices

using a gadget referred to as a a 'Remote' because so very little is entertaining on T.V. that

the 'Remote' should really be taken out to a remote field and given a quiet burial.

Banned for not supplying small artistically-engraved headstones for the Remote Control

Graveyard.

Banned in advance for guaranteeing I'll be having nightmares tonight.

Banned for not recognizing the genius of the zombie-horror/sci-fi franchise that Sylkat just invented.

"Push Play for Zombies"

Banned for planning nightmares involving Zombie Remotes arising from their tiny graves,

surrounding people's houses in the night, and repeatedly turning everyone's T.Vs to

infomercials, shopping channels, and Mexican Telenovelas.

And, when they feel really vicious, Gary Spivey.