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24 Jan 2015, 4:40 pm

His dinner parties are referred to as the "Hell of the North (West)".

(I'm not from the UK btw) :P



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24 Jan 2015, 8:25 pm

does documentary videos on complete strangers without their consent..


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25 Jan 2015, 12:26 pm

Wanted a career in North Korea, and landed a job as Kim Jong Un's official ear dewaxer and nose groomer.


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25 Jan 2015, 2:22 pm

Baby elephants' nose groomer during the weekends.



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25 Jan 2015, 3:04 pm

reproduces via abiogenesis of her clothes. :)


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25 Jan 2015, 3:05 pm

was back straight from mexico :D in a teleporting vehicle made of rose buds.



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25 Jan 2015, 3:16 pm

i've been here since the 19th :P she must have used her fairy dust (made from powdered gallstones) to make me get an A on my govt final!


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25 Jan 2015, 7:56 pm

Goes around speaking the end of the world like Nostradamus


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25 Jan 2015, 9:03 pm

Converted their entire home to potato power.



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25 Jan 2015, 9:36 pm

Subtlely undermines the future of potato power by ridiculing it and pushing their own novel form of sustainable energy, toe-jam transduction.


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25 Jan 2015, 10:56 pm

Is phosphorescent at full moon.


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25 Jan 2015, 11:36 pm

in the nord, he is without hesitation the shamanistic guideman that i have not seen.


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26 Jan 2015, 10:09 am

Pretends to be a cow grazing in the field, every Thursday evening.



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26 Jan 2015, 10:19 am

Invented an application which pinpoints the exact location of every cow in a field, and predicts their movements over the next five hours (sells for $1799.99).



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26 Jan 2015, 10:39 am

has created a near-perfect replica banana skin from his own skin, isolated a 1m by 1m square of busy NYC sidewalk, plopped it down and sold it as art.


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26 Jan 2015, 12:23 pm

loooool


makes bread exclusively from banana and pumpkin skin :P