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ThetaIn3D
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27 Jan 2015, 12:19 pm

Only capable of sleeping if 'boared' to death!

That's the kind of insomnia I'm familiar with, at least! :P



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27 Jan 2015, 12:21 pm

boares him to death by counting hairs on his thigh :P



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27 Jan 2015, 3:45 pm

Prescribes laughing gas to depressed hyenas.



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27 Jan 2015, 6:30 pm

Opened a gas station that sold only laughing gas.


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27 Jan 2015, 7:43 pm

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27 Jan 2015, 8:18 pm

opened an anthropology museum dedicated solely to the development of the human butt.


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27 Jan 2015, 8:58 pm

Opened an anthropology museum dedicated solely to the research on which environs were most ideal for the evolution of the world's longest nose-hair in a human sub-population.



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28 Jan 2015, 12:40 am

Opened a museum displaying only the nose hairs of a range of notorious criminals from all 50 states.


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28 Jan 2015, 12:50 am

Eats tuna straight out of the can without cooking it even though one has access to a stove, oh wait that's me



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28 Jan 2015, 12:56 am

Thinks he should be cooking.... canned tuna?? 8O :huh:

That's alright! I've heard (and done) stranger things! :P



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28 Jan 2015, 12:58 am

once tried to jump-start his hamster by pouring a mixture of tuna cream and linseed oil into the catalytic converter.

Feyokien wrote:
Eats tuna straight out of the can without cooking it even though one has access to a stove, oh wait that's me

i do that also. :) :)


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28 Jan 2015, 1:27 am

Opens tuna cans using his toenails and a disposable razor. 8O


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28 Jan 2015, 1:30 am

Opens tuna cans using smart bombs, C4 and a Boa Constrictor.



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28 Jan 2015, 10:15 am

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28 Jan 2015, 11:17 am

His middle name is "Bizzare".



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28 Jan 2015, 11:25 am

Ruins hyenas for-freaking-ever for The Lion King fans.


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