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Kiprobalhato
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02 Feb 2015, 11:52 am

burps mosquitoes. :skull:


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02 Feb 2015, 12:11 pm

Is Lord of the Fleas. :mrgreen:



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02 Feb 2015, 12:24 pm

Removes all fleas from dogs, places them in cats' hairballs and sends per express mail to North Korea.


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02 Feb 2015, 12:26 pm

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02 Feb 2015, 12:45 pm

Kindly offers to launch lemmings off a cliff, using a potato gun.



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02 Feb 2015, 12:58 pm

Designed a trampoline for lemmings using fourteen footballs, seventeen silicon coils and an old sleeping bag.


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02 Feb 2015, 1:25 pm

designed a beer glass made of socks, bras and strawberry flowers. 8O



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02 Feb 2015, 7:00 pm

Is actually a pantomime performer for the blind.. 8O


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04 Feb 2015, 1:57 pm

Designs bifocals for Eugenie Penguins.


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04 Feb 2015, 2:31 pm

Plays in a juice-harp band at weddings and receptions.



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04 Feb 2015, 7:40 pm

is the backup singer for mojo nixon?


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05 Feb 2015, 12:27 am

Reckons that it takes 2,000 Mockingbirds to equal 2 Kilomockingbirds.



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05 Feb 2015, 12:34 am

sent a convincing letter to the UK government to get his weight and height officially recognized as a method of measurement.

i'll take two Thetas of potatoes, please.


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05 Feb 2015, 8:55 am

Figurines of his likeness are actually the best selling toys in the Amazon jungle.



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05 Feb 2015, 2:54 pm

has planted moss on his head and chest 8O



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05 Feb 2015, 4:25 pm

The dentist removed a replica scale model of Buckingham Palace, from the cavity in her molar today. 8O