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Sylkat
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17 Feb 2015, 8:56 am

Got multiple lacerations from head-banging in a glass house.


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18 Feb 2015, 7:12 am

says the cosplay girl that lives in an out house and waits for frogs to enter so she can decide to eat them or marry them
no!
that was meant to go in the unconventional insult thread!

sorry! :cry:

Nothing is more satisfying to me than long, deep conversations about feelings and conversations about feelings and
and how deep they are and how involved I are in them and how so much more I want to have conversations and feelings about and with them!


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18 Feb 2015, 4:18 pm

Has tried to phone home on Mickey Mouse rotary phone.. 8O


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18 Feb 2015, 6:20 pm

Signed up for cellular service with ET&T.



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19 Feb 2015, 4:40 pm

left his entire family to find Jurassic Park in real life..


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19 Feb 2015, 6:01 pm

Got arrested for having a close encounter of the 4th kind. :mrgreen:



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20 Feb 2015, 3:08 pm

got arrested for making slug porn 8O



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20 Feb 2015, 6:39 pm

:lol: Went to a school where they were always trying to censor people's slugs. :mrgreen:



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20 Feb 2015, 7:36 pm

Searches people's trash bins for signs of Jimmy Hoffa


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20 Feb 2015, 11:10 pm

Only has one of each pair of his socks because he keeps losing the matching one on the Sock Exchange.


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20 Feb 2015, 11:18 pm

^^^ 's favorite sock exchange is the FTSE or "Footsie". :wink:



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21 Feb 2015, 3:29 am

Caused many needless deaths by entering the Sock Exchange in bare feet one day.


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21 Feb 2015, 3:33 am

Believes that Baphomet will take the form of a goat in their living room and plans to care for the goat like the Dark Prince it truly is.



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21 Feb 2015, 3:54 am

Image

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And there I was thinking I was going to get a cat...

...Ominous IS Baphomet, can't wait to eat everything I own.

EDIT: If you'd have made just 6 more posts I'd be convinced of that fact ;)


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Nothing but puke
God, I'm so loooooonelaaaaaaayyyy
*power stance, air guitar*


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21 Feb 2015, 4:16 am

bungleton wrote:

EDIT: If you'd have made just 6 more posts I'd be convinced of that fact ;)


I'm developmentally delayed, man. 8)

Bungleton's username is based off the TV character Bungle from the UK kid's show 'Rainbow'. He often cries at night because he can't afford an authentic Bungle outfit. :(



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25 Feb 2015, 6:40 pm

goes around saying,"Our house in the middle of the street"


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