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Ties his own flies, but flies is a verb.

Once had a dream that that he had um he had he would he co-could he could do do what he want he wants he could want he could do he could do want him he could do so much he could do anything.

^ Knows what Willis was talking about, won't tell anyone.

Visited the Church Of Satan, but irritated the members by insisting on telling them that Anton LaVey was Jewish.

All her shoes have names e.g there's Christine and Danielle, Ursula and Hildegarde, Berenice and Beverly, too name just a few pairs...

dreams only about flamingoes wearing military boots.

Conducts long,extensive searches for oompa loompas in her homeland..

Hired an Oompa Loompa to be the new host of Jeopardy, and had to make the show two hours long to allow enough time for singing every question as a musical riddle.

Uses a real mummified dead mouse to navigate the little cursor on the screen.

Gave himself a CAT scan by affixing actual cats to all his vital points.

gave himself a PET scan by affixing the dog, hamster, pet snake, tarantula and the leopard too.

Gave me a heart attack by affixing the tarantula.

promised his hand in marriage to the aforementioned tarantula, but escaped from the wedding

Went bowling.

Used a watermelon instead of a bowling ball.

Caused great consternation when the ball apparently exploded on contact and bled all over the pins.

grows watermelons in her bath tub

Made a cake. The recipe called for baking powder. Not being able to find any powdered bacon, she chopped some up as finely as possibly but the cake still didn't turn out right...