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was born inside a cake.

was born inside one cactus in Nevada

Born outside Needles, Ca. - the offspring of Spike (Snoopy's brother) and an unnamed female coyote.

looool

it's an offspring of daddy dormouse and mummy dormouse

is apparently the offspring of mutant kingkongzilla. and still at her birth weight.

heyyyy i didn't have 40 kg when i was born!

was my godfather from the future at my christening.

Her bubbly personality comes from being christened with champagne. (they mixed up the holy water with the communion wine).

was the asperger at his own ascension to almost-god.


*edit: crap...it means to sprinkle with holy water, i think.

OK, I sprinkle you with the holy water, in the name of asperger and hans and asburgers. hamen.

designed a line of Kasha eau de toillete that smells like primroses.

designed a line of toilet perfume that smells like watercress salad.

is selling a tea made from caprolite
no one that tries it wants to buy it
and she's making a fortune not selling it to anyone!

wow i didn't even know i was making all that fortune by not selling that tea ....anyway, lives by selling his aunt's purple wigs

buys wigs so, she can go out in public paces without being noticed by Croatian law enforcement..

Lives in the only place on earth besides Croatia where Croatian law enforcement officers wearing purple wigs out on the street blend in perfectly. And that place is................