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Granted, but everybody else speaks English.

I wish I was a famous artist.

Granted, but your paintings are disliked and worthless until you have been dead for two hundred years.

I wish I had an expensive painting.

Granted, but you have to pay for it!

I wish I had a luxury apartment.

Granted, but you have very noisy neighbours.

I wish for a simple quiet life without a care in the world.

Granted, but unbeknownst to you, you've only got five minutes to live.

I wish I could use the Force like a Jedi.

Granted, but you get turned to the dark side and become evil and nobody loves you any more

I wish I'd got some more Sci fi DVD's

Granted, but they are bootlegs, and you get arrested for video piracy.

I wish it wasn't past my bedtime.

(At which note - good night! My wife is getting annoyed with me sitting here at the computer. )

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I wish that I had a job.

Granted, you have to work 23 hours a day for .04 cents an hour.

I wish the world was less violent.

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Granted, but, it happens when humans go extinct.


I wish I could reach my goal---Fast.

Granted, but you were born on Cronos, so you don't like nonviolence.
I wish I had a braille display, so it would be easier to do programing.

granted but you lose your hands and cant read it.




i wish for French fried potatoes.

Granted but they were made in Italian garlic grease

I wish for a good grade on this quiz I'm doing.

Granted, but then the teacher tells you 'this test was just for fun! Here's the real one...'

I wish I had a new car.

granted but it stops working at 7km




i wish i was athletic.