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09 Mar 2015, 2:57 pm

Can belly dance to the tune of The William Tell Overture while vacuuming the carpet.


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09 Mar 2015, 2:59 pm

can catch a bullet with his bare hands whilst singing in a karaoke bar and drinking margaritas 8O



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09 Mar 2015, 3:40 pm

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envirozentinel wrote:
Can belly dance to the tune of The William Tell Overture while vacuuming the carpet.


The mental picture this produced in my head deserves an Academy Award; or else it should win Britain's Got Talent or something. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



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12 Mar 2015, 7:01 am

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develops lasers for the apathetic sympathetic diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards investing in seriously cybernetic marketing departments employing spherical, serial whiners and wailers not too far removed from the millennial generation which hauls quid out of the quo mine for a meager five "bob" a week, near the quarry causing problems cardiorespiratory, all beautifully, flawlessly, seamlessly synchronized in one brief moment that was now unfortunately revealed to be only my own dream.



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SO THAT'S WHY!


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12 Mar 2015, 1:29 pm

Commutes to work atop a Saturn V rocket. The traffic's not bad, but occasionally he has to patch a flat using square lithium hydroxide canisters, plastic bags, duct tape and space suit parts.



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12 Mar 2015, 1:30 pm

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12 Mar 2015, 1:35 pm

Wears only square lithium hydroxide canisters. :P



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12 Mar 2015, 1:36 pm

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uses canisters instead of slippers! :P



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12 Mar 2015, 1:46 pm

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12 Mar 2015, 5:24 pm

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12 Mar 2015, 6:10 pm

Is a Kung Fu Master who graduates students when they're fast enough to pluck a booger from their noses with a pair of chopsticks, faster than the eye can see.



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13 Mar 2015, 10:49 am

when not wearing duct type or canisters, walks solely in kimono.



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13 Mar 2015, 12:49 pm

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13 Mar 2015, 1:16 pm

has been blinking ever since he was born by his fluorescent snowman mom 8O



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13 Mar 2015, 3:47 pm

Has a calendar by which she plans and schedules all her autonomic functions. :D



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14 Mar 2015, 3:15 pm

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has a "scratching calendar" :D