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Persistently refuses to retract that she is a protracted detractor in numerous tracts of activity.

Can't realise that his spider pet needs to eat something other than my turnips!

Has spiders and turnips on the brain. Needs to report to the neurosurgery unit without delay.

grows cucumbers in his fridge and just can't comprehend why they won't grow

Is chairperson of a pressure group campaigning for more understanding of cucumbers and their problems.

Tried caressing his cucumbers....sadly with little success.

Caresses cucumbers with fantastic success!

I would really do this if I actually had a pet Orangutan, and I like Orangutans, so it's a non-zero possibility!

Goes around asking the people in his neighborhood for donations of tea bags for science experiment to keep one from aging..

He and Awilder dance on the moonlight with some hula orangutan girls usually on the first week of May.

has written books about the wiring of the corpus callosum of the common pickle

has written treaties on "How to extrapolate defensive mechanisms of the members of the canis lupus species while scratching behind the left ear"

is certified kosher, halal, vegan, gluten free, trans-fat free, no added sugar, rich in calcium and vitamin b12, safe for sale outside the united states, environmentally friendly, and biodegradable.

is certified professional in eating gangrenous amounts of Gorgonzola on Saturday evenings.

You mean, eating nothing but Gorgonzola until your extremities start actively rotting and falling off?

Is certified by the Audio Recording Association of America to be both high-fidelity and scratchless.

his mechanic recommends that his limbs be rotated every 4 weeks.

Just found out latin and italian are two different languages.

(This just happened to my father. He is an intelligent man but I don't know man...)