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Doses for Ginger ale.

On Rapa Iti.

on fridays fasts by eating only half of the carrot flower.

won't eat anything unless it's been dipped in holy water and exorcised.

won't eat anything unless it's been blessed by a Jehovah

feeds her young by taking the bus to the adriatic and catching monstrous sums of algae and rocks from the jillions of islands there, all in her beak, as such, is descent from pelicans.

loool

his grandpa's hairdresser's cat married a pelican like that one

does desire that her and pelicans be better strangers.

was dressed up as a pelican on Halloween

Thinks "drawn and quartered" meant sitting for your portrait, and then going out to dinner with the artist.

Had a portrait painted by Picasso.

Then drew a mustache on it.

Is actually a replicant care of the invasion of the bodysnatchers pod-like plants.. .

I shall not going to sleep anytime soon nearby an alien plant.Sylkat, you can keep your strange plants too yourself..

Better check the garden: some triffid spores blew over during the night and seedlings are hiding among the petunias in the herbaceous border!

Has secretly ordered a Jimmy Kimmel doll to simulate a date with.

Has secretly ordered a voodoo doll in order to do muscle augmentation

Has her own trance port: plug it in and she goes on trips among the pink clouds, tentacled mushrooms and humongous marshmallows.

Lives inside a big fancy mushroom