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28 Mar 2015, 3:40 am

Got mixed up between pineapples and pine cones, resulting in a rather indigestible upside-down cake served to her relatives when they dropped by from Dubrovnik.


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28 Mar 2015, 11:29 am

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28 Mar 2015, 9:15 pm

took a durian fruit on a date to the sriracha factory. dressed her up in a petticoat.


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30 Mar 2015, 5:26 am

Dressed the family's pet Goblin Shark in a petticoat and sun bonnet.


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30 Mar 2015, 7:09 am

Doesn't allow her dormice offspring to drink carrot juice since she fears it might cause cavities.



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30 Mar 2015, 8:03 am

Sabotages her neighbours' cars by pouring carrot juice into their petrol tanks.



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30 Mar 2015, 9:54 am

Feeds his car with turnip juice only and then complains that poor thing suffers from indigestion :P



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30 Mar 2015, 5:08 pm

Sneaks about the neighborhood at night, Super-glueing the neighbors' tires to their driveways.


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30 Mar 2015, 8:34 pm

The person above sprinkles ground pepper in the flowers when no one is looking.



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30 Mar 2015, 10:23 pm

Sneezes over his steak and french fried (chips) when short of salt, so as not to waste any resources.


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31 Mar 2015, 12:37 am

seriously believes i am capable of survival.

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31 Mar 2015, 1:42 am

thinks that for survival it is essential to drink donkey milk every day at 3 AM.



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31 Mar 2015, 5:46 am

Argues with herbaceous borders regarding Apostolic Succession.


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31 Mar 2015, 12:16 pm

Is the Apostolic Successor to King Rat.


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31 Mar 2015, 12:26 pm

Is the Apostolic Successor to Apollo, and the Diastolic Successor to DiCaprio.



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31 Mar 2015, 12:41 pm

is the systolic successor to rapture, and the vitriolic predecessor to a french fry festival.


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